A single McDonald’s meal of 2,500 calories, hours of FOX News, and 12 Diet Cokes — I tried living a day in the life of Donald Trump.
I also didn’t build a single wall that day.
He wakes up at 2:30 in the morning. He goes to bed at 7:30 at night. And he does a million things (church, golf, freezing his body to -232 degrees) in between. Mark Wahlberg’s day is insane. So I tried it.
All jokes aside, two bits of advice: don’t walk near elementary schools alone with a camera when kids are present, and do try cryotherapy; all my muscles felt amazing right away.
Even without consistent work lately, it’s been an eventful six months. So I decided to update my reel. You might’ve heard: I made a pretty big national TV appearance. Also spent a lot of time working on personal projects like Day in Their Life and Mike in a Minute. Hope you like it.
But seriously, if you know anyone who needs a host — like, I’m pretty available.
USA’s Matt Miazga making fun of Mexico’s Diego Lainez for being short during their soccer friendly Tuesday night is the wrong kind of trash talk. Some of Twitter disagreed. So I made a video.
And I’m not just projecting because I’m 5-foot-8.