I once read that Cameo was the place to “get personalized video messages from C-list celebrities.” Man, I’d kill to be C-list.

But hey, I actually am on Cameo now!

If you want a message from someone Mets-related but can’t afford Pete Alonso, or an MSG Networks host but are disappointed Bill Pidto isn’t available; then I’m your guy. Book me for all your birthdays, anniversaries, breakups, and shoutouts right here.